SUNG TO THE TUNE
‘WALKIN’ THROUGH A WINTER WONDERLAND’
Coast is clear- wife is missin’
didn’t ask for her permission....
I’m wearin her clothes, her silk pantyhose
Walkin’ ‘round in women’s underwear!
In the store, there’s a teddy, little straps-
like spaghetti....it holds me so tight
like handcuffs at night
Walkin’ ‘round in women’s underwear!
In the office, there’s a guy named Melvin
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He’ll say “Are you ready?” I’ll say “Whoa man!”
“Let’s wait until the wife is out of town!”
Later on, if you wanna- we can dress like Madonna
Put on some eye shade and join the parade
Walkin’ ‘round in women’s underwear!
We’re walkin....in women’s underwear!
-author unknown
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